Kim's Bare Butt Has Never Looked More Like a Peach

On another cover, Kim is actually wearing the gown and is recreating photographer Jean-Paul Goude's famous "Champagne Incident" portrait, in which a naked model, posing from the side, balances a glass on her butt and sends a stream of champagne flying over her head and into the glass from the uncorked bottle in her hands.

"And they say I didn't have a talent...try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet," Kim tweeted as she helped to get the word out through, er, back channels.

Goude did the honors this time as well for Paper, which will be unleashing the rest of this issue on Thursday.

"Paper Magazine new cover alert! - such a honor to work with the legendary Jean-Paul Goude!!!! Shot this in Paris. Can't wait for you to see the the whole issue," Kim promised, sharing the fully dressed cover on Instagram.

The only thing the magazine promises about the issues to be found inside its pages later this week is, and we quote: "Holy f--king s--t."

Cheers to classiness (and genius marketing) all around! And give the oil guy a raise while you're at it!

Once you've recovered, see what the whole family is up to on a new episode of Kourtney & Khloé Take the Hamptons, Sunday at 9 p.m. on E!

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